Flat Sammy

The old lady is finally gone and the store is mine! Stop in the store for some great deals and don’t forget your super secret spiftacular coupon that is over on the website.

Anyhoo, since I’m REALLY busy running the store and stuffs, the website update will happen sometime when I feel like it. So chill out and relax, we will have more info of what is going on up soon.

Off to take a nap, its gonna be a long day!

-Flat

The old lady is leaving town, and I am TAKING OVER THE STORE!! *insert more laughing*

I FINALLY get to run things my way and call the shots around here.

With that being said, I’m spreading around a coupon that can only be used on Wednesday while the boss is not here. So print of the coupon and stop in at the store and claim your reward!!

*more laughing, etc, etc, scene fades*

Coupon here!

Well folks, I have decided to make my presence know to the Facebook community. Check out my page and become a fan!

Flat Sammy on Facebook

Well, somebody is beginning to take notice of me around here. They finally gave me a featured spot on the website! We have agreed on a 3 month contract for endorsing featured products promotions around the store. Also there was some talk about an acting gig later on if this goes well, but negotiations on that might take a few weeks. Anyhoo, I’m really excited to be more involved with the store in a more public role.

Check out the site for more details of what’s going on around the store.

-Flat

Sammy On The Site