We are all still trying to get back into the swing of things after what happened the other day.  There will be a few finishing touches to the calendar with class details in the next day or two.

Join us again here next week for another gripping episode of FLAT SAMMY AND THE SCRAPBOOKERS!!!!!!!!

-Flat

You may ask, “Sammy you are there to watch the store, why didn’t you stop them?” Well, my WONDERFUL boss has given me plenty of responsibilities other than just sitting around (we had to negotiate something after she neglected to buy me food after the whole “coupon” incident). I so happened to be on the roof next a noisy air-conditioner unit changing out filters while the whole thing went down. So STOP BLAMING ME!!

Anyhoo, we aren’t letting a little thing like this slow us down, we are moving ahead at full steam! We have new products and new classes to serve you and your scrapbooking needs. So stop by and say hello (and donate a few dollars to the flat-sammy-needs-food-fund).

Anyhoo, since I’m REALLY busy running the store and stuffs, the website update will happen sometime when I feel like it. So chill out and relax, we will have more info of what is going on up soon.

Off to take a nap, its gonna be a long day!

-Flat

I FINALLY get to run things my way and call the shots around here.

With that being said, I’m spreading around a coupon that can only be used on Wednesday while the boss is not here. So print of the coupon and stop in at the store and claim your reward!!

*more laughing, etc, etc, scene fades*

Coupon here!

Flat Sammy on Facebook

Check out the site for more details of what’s going on around the store.

-Flat

Sammy On The Site

EDIT: apparently this post crashed the server AGAIN!!. 4 days and lots of catnip later, we are up again.

Time for a nap

-Flat

They call me Flat Stanley. I am a cat that lives in the back of a small store. I also work here. Nobody around here really appreciates what I do around here. I do all the dirty work that nobody wants to do. I watch the store overnights for cat burglars(between my scheduled naps), I deal with all of the rats and cockroaches that come around here and make sure they pay rent. I have to  supervise and make sure everyone is doing their job, because nobody around here does anything unless you hold their hand through every little thing to make sure it gets done the way it needs to be done.

That’s enough for now. I have to run to the grocery store for some more tuna.

-Flat

I guess that is why I have this site, but I’m not going to do anything right now. I want to take a nap. Don’t forget to close the door on your way out.

-Flat

-Flat