Flat Sammy

Well, since I’m in a good mood today, I’ll talk for a little bit.

They call me Flat Stanley. I am a cat that lives in the back of a small store. I also work here. Nobody around here really appreciates what I do around here. I do all the dirty work that nobody wants to do. I watch the store overnights for cat burglars(between my scheduled naps), I deal with all of the rats and cockroaches that come around here and make sure they pay rent. I have to  supervise and make sure everyone is doing their job, because nobody around here does anything unless you hold their hand through every little thing to make sure it gets done the way it needs to be done.

That’s enough for now. I have to run to the grocery store for some more tuna.

-Flat